is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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