So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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