david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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