Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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