I want to make a zoo with you.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
They have beer where we have blood.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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