whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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I need to calm my uterus...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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