Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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