I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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