hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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