i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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