dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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