And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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