He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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