After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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