you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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