Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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