if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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