i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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