kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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