You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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