omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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