After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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