That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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