She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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