I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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