Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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