okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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