worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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