we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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