I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
its liver damage thursday
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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