I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
pray to the hookup gods
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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