I bet he comes in French.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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