? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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