I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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