just tell him i said nine months
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Ladies don't puke and tell
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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