I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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