i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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