Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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