Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Randomize
