She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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