Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
