Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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