but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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