dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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