He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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