i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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