I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Randomize
