But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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