i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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