You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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