i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
