so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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