Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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