When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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