she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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