Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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